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Popeye's plane-vacuuming photo of Nip and Sail's Planthouse
Nip and Sail's Planthouse
April 22, 2015
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Sail's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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