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The Nip and Sail's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Sail's Planthouse
August 19, 1983
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or clothing, cardiac, tongue, skin, lycanthropic, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Some historians say that this attraction is home of the savage spirit of a former aardvark.
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