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The Nip and Rail's Treehovel attraction at a distance
Nip and Rail's Treehovel
November 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Rail's Treehovel is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to gray reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 65".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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