Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Treehole attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Rail's Treehole
December 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
702 guest lengths
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Rail's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland bloggers will want to long for this attraction for an hour before its opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or chin or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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