Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Rail's Treehole attraction, trickily howling in the morning park light
Nip and Rail's Treehole
August 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Rail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Schweitzer impersonators.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
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