Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Nip and Rail's Treehole
August 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Rail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Minimum height 36".
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate harnesses.
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