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The Nip and Quail's Treehovel attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Quail's Treehovel
June 15, 1995
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Monsanto was famously not allowed to name his child after this attraction during his lifetime.
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