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Photo: Nip and Quail's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Nip and Quail's Treehovel
March 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Quail's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive drooling or leg, stomach, immunological, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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