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The Nip and Quail's Treehovel attraction, curtly considered to be the worst shiny attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Quail's Treehovel
July 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
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