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Image: The Nip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
Nip and Quail's Shrubhouse
February 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (according to "The Hand" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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