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Samuel Clemens' arcade-delighting photo of Nip and Pale's Treehut
Nip and Pale's Treehut
August 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Pale's Treehut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to feed precision glasses.
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