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The Nip and Pale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Nip and Pale's Treehut
February 3, 1966
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose fanboys.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- The woods visible from this attraction are overrun with lost children.
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