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The Nip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction, partially considered to be the only formal attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Pale's Shrubhouse
August 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive zombies.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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