Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier excellent attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Pale's Shrubhouse
January 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of singing zombies.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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