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The Nip and Nail's Treeshack attraction at first light
Nip and Nail's Treeshack
October 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to get something that doesn't involve possessions.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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