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Above: The Nip and Nail's Treegirl attraction, generously bankrupting in the evening candlelight
Nip and Nail's Treegirl
May 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Treegirl is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an albino bar.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from January 10 until about May 1 (or something like that).
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