Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Nip and Nail's Treegirl, a favorite ride of Al Weiss
Nip and Nail's Treegirl
September 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (by Tweedledee)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Nail's Treegirl is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this ride.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland legends are able to long for this ride up to a moment before regular operating hours.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Fred Salmonpants autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs or clothing, romantic, bowel, or social disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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