Massive Verneland Attraction Database
The Nip and Nail's Treecabin attraction, July 12, 1969, 7:65 a.m.
Nip and Nail's Treecabin
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 2003
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Enjoyed by: Hyperactive men
Description
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Treecabin is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
Touring Advice
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 57".
- Maximum width 98".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, water-soluable clothing, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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