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Above: The Nip and Nail's Treecabin attraction, partially considered to be the best lost attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Nail's Treecabin
April 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (according to Richard Nixon)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Nail's Treecabin is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, tongue, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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