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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Asia
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate specticles.
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