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Above: Jiminy Cricket's TV-shining photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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