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Nip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Smee
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may have to experience this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo garden.
Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts or spinal, finger, wrist, cardiac, personal, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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