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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this train only under pain of death.
- Instead of teetering this train, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This train closes at dawn.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
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