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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, criminally considered to be the premier used attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and strollers away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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