Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, January 8, 1961, 1:58 p.m.
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (from "The Treasure" web site)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to puncture this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a hint of a previous attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second room.
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