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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, December 11, 2015, 5:75 a.m.

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, December 11, 2015, 5:75 a.m.

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 2011
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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