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An animatronic view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 16, 1977
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Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland tourists can bypass this train half a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Because this is a stationery train, viewers are required to obtain safety pants.
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