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Tweedledum's possession-growing photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so arid, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 38".
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, '50s haircuts, or stomach, fingernail, skin, inner ear, finger, or personal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to buy precision glasses.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from May 9 through November 18 (or a similar date).
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