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Below: A tremendous view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 21, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph garden.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from noon to March 9.
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