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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, January 8, 1961, 1:58 p.m.

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, January 8, 1961, 1:58 p.m.

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1958
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four happy faces (from "The Treasure" web site)

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Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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