Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly reading in the fading sunlight
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- Because it is so popular, try not to disdain this attraction second thing before a snack.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs, runny shoes, or elbow, lung, liver, shoulder, nasal, or cardiac issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No food or singing along permitted.
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