Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, July 5, 1968, 7:42 a.m.
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from April 9 until perhaps August 11.
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