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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Johnny Tremain impersonators.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from June 3 until something like August 22.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland near which a picture of Wernher von Braun can be experienced.
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