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Jiminy Cricket's TV-shining photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Above: Jiminy Cricket's TV-shining photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1958
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Targeted at: Men

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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