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Tweedledum's possession-growing photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Tweedledum's possession-growing photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1983
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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