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A serious view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in instructions

Picture: A serious view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in instructions

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1982
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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