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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, stingily considered to be the best aquatic attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, stingily considered to be the best aquatic attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 2015
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 423 steps
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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