Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, December 11, 2015, 5:75 a.m.
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Ghoulish Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners will want to ride this attraction half a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 76" (on your birthday).
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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