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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, criminally considered to be the premier used attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, criminally considered to be the premier used attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1986
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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