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Above: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, June 9, 1964, 1:19 a.m.
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 25, 1987
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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