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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, June 9, 1964, 1:19 a.m.

Above: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, June 9, 1964, 1:19 a.m.

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1987
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Seven teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.

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