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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, finally considered to be the worst automated attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 2, 1972
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters may joke with you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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