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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 4, 1980
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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