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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its aluminum anniversary
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 48".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from November 15 through April 13.
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