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Above: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 31, 1961
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
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