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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its aluminum anniversary

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its aluminum anniversary

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1981
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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