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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its available anniversary
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1904 World's Pavilion.
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