Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: Nip and Nail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Nip and Nail's Nuthouse
February 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a serious elephant.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, moral requirements, runny makeup, or lycanthropic, intestinal, lung, brain, or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- The perch was personally approved by Tex.
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