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At right: Nip and Male's Treecabin, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Nip and Male's Treecabin
July 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Male's Treecabin is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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