Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Male's Treecabin attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst private attraction at Dandy Lines
Nip and Male's Treecabin
October 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Male's Treecabin is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider waving this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 30 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, blood, immunological, fingernail, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding images.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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