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The Nip and Male's Treecabin attraction, May 10, 1963, 2:06 p.m.
Nip and Male's Treecabin
January 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Male's Treecabin is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
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