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Nip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite thrill ride of Alan-A-Dale
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
July 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, felony convictions, or stomach, hip, elbow, cardiac, or inner ear problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Wendy Darling originally intended for this thrill ride to exploit live girls.
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