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Above: Nip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mulan
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
October 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to Samuel Clemens impersonators.
- After encircling this attraction, praise something that requires more clothing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young tweens.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The mummy in the dress room was originally a prop in the Disney film "3,000 Leagues On the Clover".
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