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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
June 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No running or monkey business permitted.
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