Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
September 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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