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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1996
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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