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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
September 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 36 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- At one location in the background, you can catch a glimpse of a beloved attraction.
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