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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best empty attraction at DisneyLand

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best empty attraction at DisneyLand

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1993
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.

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