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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
November 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- On its last day before its last refurbishment, the Nip and Male's Smokehouse nearly was borded up.
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