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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily revealing in the shrouded sunlight

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily revealing in the shrouded sunlight

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1961
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Intended for: Veterans

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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