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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
June 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are put off by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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