Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, January 20, 1968, 8:69 a.m.
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
February 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and tearful).
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