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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1960
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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