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Cubby O'Brien's person-fossilizing photo of Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Above: Cubby O'Brien's person-fossilizing photo of Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Six thumbs up (according to "The Athlete" Facebook page)

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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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