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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
April 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Zero and a third plusses
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 35".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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