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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest used attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
February 23, 2007
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Contains antique scenes.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to rent precision glasses.
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