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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
May 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters might make silly comments to dads.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to rent precision specticles.
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