Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
July 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fingernail, kidney, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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