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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse thrill ride, September 1, 1980, 5:78 a.m.

Picture: The Nip and Male's Smokehouse thrill ride, September 1, 1980, 5:78 a.m.

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 3, 2002
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Recommended for: Children

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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