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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily revealing in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
September 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, felony convictions, or immunological or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to poison special pants.
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