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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, almost shopping in the fading sunlight
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
March 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from May 12 until something like August 8.
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