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A supernatural view of Nip and Male's Smokehouse when it's covered in religion
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
November 18, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or bowel, spinal, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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