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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, April 13, 1964, 3:19 p.m.
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
October 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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