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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, almost shopping in the fading sunlight

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, almost shopping in the fading sunlight

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1993
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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