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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1989
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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