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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1969
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating for mechanics: Zero and a third plusses

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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