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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, yearly loading in the shrouded park light

Pictured: The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, yearly loading in the shrouded park light

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1964
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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