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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1986
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Targeted at: Physicians

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.

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