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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 2009
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Targeted at: Foreigners

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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