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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best empty attraction at DisneyLand
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
June 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from June 4 to January 6.
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