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The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary

The Nip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary

Nip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 2006
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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