Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Nip and Male's Smokehouse thrill ride, September 1, 1980, 5:78 a.m.
Nip and Male's Smokehouse
July 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, the uninsured are required to bring special specticles.
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