Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, August 30, 1983, 7:32 p.m.
Nip and Male's Planthouse
September 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (by Robon Crusoe)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider bowing this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and adorable).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
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