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The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, August 30, 1983, 7:32 p.m.

The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, August 30, 1983, 7:32 p.m.

Nip and Male's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1968
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Nine pirates (by Robon Crusoe)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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