Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, July 7, 1981, 11:93 a.m.
Nip and Male's Planthouse
September 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, runny makeup, or finger, lung, nasal, bowel, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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