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Photo: The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Male's Planthouse
July 14, 2000
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
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