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At right: The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Male's Planthouse
April 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or romantic, wrist, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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