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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
September 23, 2009
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Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with new children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, or stomach, elbow, leg, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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