Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, February 12, 1979, 3:04 a.m.
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
November 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second room.
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