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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
June 16, 1970
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland cast members will want to get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
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