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A portentous view of Nip and Male's Oakhouse when it's covered in outlaws
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
May 4, 1967
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver, shoulder, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
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