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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, almost dowsing in the fading park light

At right: The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, almost dowsing in the fading park light

Nip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1963
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Rating: Eight tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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