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Image: The Nip and Male's Oakhouse show during refurbishment
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
July 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this show in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bowel, shoulder, clothing, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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