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Nip and Male's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
August 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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