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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Nip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1997
Duration: Subjectively endless
Avg. queue length: 901 meters

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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