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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, curtly considered to be the best exotic attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
July 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of melting this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at significant times.
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