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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary

Above: The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary

Nip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 2005
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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