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Nip and Male's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Beast
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
May 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or ankle, blood, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
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