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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
February 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from April 26 through May 13 (or something like that).
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