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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Male's Oakhouse
March 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Extra-fannish family reunions
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, weird tattoos, sin, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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