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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

The Nip and Male's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

Nip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 2004
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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