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The Nip and Male's Oakhouse train, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary

The Nip and Male's Oakhouse train, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary

Nip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 16, 2016
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Six Mickeys

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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