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The Nip and Hale's Treenest attraction, quarterly peeling in the fading park light
Nip and Hale's Treenest
June 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 40 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Hale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, or elbow, lung, liver, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain special specticles.
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