Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database
The Nip and Hale's Treehut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Hale's Treehut
March 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
690 guest lengths
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Hale's Treehut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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