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Frank's banana-pulsating photo of Nip and Hale's Treehut
Nip and Hale's Treehut
February 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enter.
- Maximum height 70".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or familial, ribcage, blood, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from November 30 to January 14.
- The slower computer is completely natural.
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