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Nip and Hale's Magnethouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Nip and Hale's Magnethouse
April 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Hale's Magnethouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Solid Root") can't get stuck on this attraction up to a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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