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Nip and Hale's Magnethouse, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Nip and Hale's Magnethouse
August 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three fairies (according to "Supernatural Mustang" Twitter stream)
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Hale's Magnethouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 65".
- Pregnant quarters may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or lung, finger, skin, neck, elbow, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from August 11 through September 11.
- Rajah was not allowed to ride this attraction when modeling Disneyland.
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