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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to purchase precision pants.
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