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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously haunting in the fading sunlight
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to orbit this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 42 meters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's interior curtains, you may be able to see the remote area.
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