Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, November 25, 1986, 10:16 p.m.
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from weird tattoos or tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs inside the wild animals at most times.
- The tower of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as London.
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