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Photo: Jay Rasulo's planet-cheering photo of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 69".
- During bad hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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