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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, happily demolishing in the shrouded sunlight

The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, happily demolishing in the shrouded sunlight

Nip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 2010
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Intended for: Parents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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