Massive Baxterland Attraction Database
The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, happily demolishing in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from July 10 until about September 16 (or a similar date).
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