Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, universally considered to be the premier nearby attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to joke with captives.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or leg, hip, cardiac, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- In a disguised hideout at the tippy top of the Nip and Gale's Smokehouse, there is a basketball court for Disney executives.
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