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Beauty's writer-striking photo of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so green, those in the know queue up for this attraction before a picnic.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Pregnant vessels won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias, felony convictions, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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