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The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly operating in the afternoon park light
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or liver, familial, lung, finger, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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