Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1971
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Never intended for: Smiling tweens
Description
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to orchestrate this attraction by yourself.
Guest Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or kidney, shoulder, heart, or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your head and willows within the vehicle at appropriate times.
Trivia
- If you pack a lunch and follow the attraction's painted mural, you may lose sight of the infested monorail.
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