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Pictured: The Nip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Asia
Nip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic phobias, unstopable drooling, or skin, romantic, liver, intestinal, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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