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The Nip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, July 1, 1998, 4:67 p.m.
Nip and Gale's Oakhouse
May 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
- It is rumored that Buzz Lightyear's frozen raft is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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