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The Nip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Nip and Gale's Oakhouse
July 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
An average of seven and a smidge mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young chickens.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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