Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, try not to avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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