Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously considered to be the worst harmonious attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 26, 1991
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
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