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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, August 6, 2000, 5:41 a.m.

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, August 6, 2000, 5:41 a.m.

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1987
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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