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Mulan's cup-lounging photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from April 19 through August 12.
- There is a snazzy changing room just within this attraction's entrance.
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