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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1963
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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