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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 3, 1979
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland vacationers might try to visualize this attraction just a minute preceeding its closing.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Guild 86 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where adult is free.
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