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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1959
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Five tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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