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A gentle view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in weather
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The letters in "Nip and Fail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Eeanosmspukf Haiilsn' Do."
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