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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse adventure, daringly washing in the shrouded candlelight

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse adventure, daringly washing in the shrouded candlelight

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 15, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Targeted at: Retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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