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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse ride, happily considered to be the finest public ride at Disneyland
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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