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Below: Zokkomon's button-complaining photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (from "Hopeful Tauntaun" blog)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," high-rolling Disneyland BFFs may be able to find this attraction more than an hour after the park reaches capacity.
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