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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of America

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of America

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1957
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Popular with: Fathers

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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