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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse train, skittishly elevating in the evening park light

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse train, skittishly elevating in the evening park light

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 10, 1989
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Three Mickeys

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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