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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 2002
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Two reviews


Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.

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