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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and chatter.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 40 years old to ride the horse.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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