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Above: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly worrying in the fading moonlight
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more relaxing.
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