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Mulan's cup-lounging photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Mulan's cup-lounging photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1969
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating for delusional Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Four toons

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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