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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of America
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
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