Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, October 17, 1960, 3:57 a.m.
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Five mice (from www.KuzcoPlace.com)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
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- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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