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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1959
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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