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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, greatly creaking in the morning sunlight

Above: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, greatly creaking in the morning sunlight

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1970
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.

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