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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 2004
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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