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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, October 17, 1960, 3:57 a.m.

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, October 17, 1960, 3:57 a.m.

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1991
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating for singles: Five mice (from www.KuzcoPlace.com)

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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