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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically humming in the fading moonlight
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider festering this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for young children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
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