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Nip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Bagheera

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Bagheera

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1988
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Designed for: Time-wasting tweens

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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