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Above: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Old Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to get stuck on this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- Attraction may be too boring for young tweens.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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