Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, greatly creaking in the morning sunlight
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and being carried).
- Operator must be at least 47" tall.
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