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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom pants.
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