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Picture: An amazed view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in darkness
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 24".
- Guest in front must be at least 59" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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