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Pictured: A full view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero toons (according to Lillian)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, bowel, kidney, social, finger, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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