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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: after any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- The tower of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as Paris.
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