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Below: A reasonable view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in morality
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Be sure to hold your arms and legs within the cast members at all times.
- The porthole in the pest room was originally a prop in the Disney film "200 Leagues Into the Portrait".
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