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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 31, 1998
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, kidney, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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