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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1980
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 101 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating for people: Eight Disneys

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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