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A full view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children

Pictured: A full view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1963
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero toons (according to Lillian)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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