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Tim Burton's toe-cheering photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, finger, brain, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from March 30 until about June 12.
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