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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary

The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1965
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Intended for: Smiling teens

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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