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George of the Jungle's bridge-flocking photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

George of the Jungle's bridge-flocking photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1979
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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