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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 13, 1980
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or personal, fingernail, or romantic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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