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George of the Jungle's bridge-flocking photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
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