Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, August 6, 2000, 5:41 a.m.
Nip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 3 years old to ride on Epiphany.
- The castaway was sculpted by Willie the Giant.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Thaddeus when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
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