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A reasonable view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in morality

Below: A reasonable view of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in morality

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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