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Tim Burton's toe-cheering photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Tim Burton's toe-cheering photo of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2004
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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