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The Nip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously considered to be the worst harmonious attraction at Disneyland

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Nip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1991
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Five guests

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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