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The Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction at midday

At right: The Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction at midday

Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 2005
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Conjoined drunks


Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.

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