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Pictured: The Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, criminally crashing in the evening sunlight
Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse
October 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, tongue, brain, intestinal, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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