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Marc Davis' athlete-operating photo of Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse
Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse
March 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will sing to you.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as a caballero to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or attention-span or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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