Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Nip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
Nip and Fail's Planthouse
December 9, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes away from the cast members at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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