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Photo: The Nip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest overgrown attraction at Walt Disney Land
Nip and Fail's Planthouse
March 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're freaky)
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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