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A global view of Nip and Fail's Planthouse when it's not inundated in tarps

At right: A global view of Nip and Fail's Planthouse when it's not inundated in tarps

Nip and Fail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Nine and a half princesses (according to Tron)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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