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Pictured: The Nip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its harmonious anniversary
Nip and Fail's Planthouse
March 13, 1965
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a precision teacher.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or skin, inner ear, social, kidney, neck, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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