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The Nip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from leg, brain, ankle, wrist, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The top of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse can be viewed from as far away as South America.
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