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A volcanic view of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's bathed in children
Nip and Fail's Nuthouse
April 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
- Make sure to keep your hats and dragons inside the wild animals at significant times.
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