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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
June 30, 2010
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 29".
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons (in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- The letters in "Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse" can be scrambled to spell "S Aahddoan N Llg'oipoifnesu."
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