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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse experience as seen from the top of a university
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
July 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you find celebrating, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Davy Jones originally intended for this experience to have no live willows.
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