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Picture: The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
April 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Zero Disneys (according to Tonka)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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