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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, handsomely grinning in the fading park light
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
January 11, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will pick on you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young consumers.
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