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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
December 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Five fairies (from www.JoséOnline.org)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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