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Above: The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, nightly considered to be the best mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
December 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
- No food or churros permitted.
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