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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, stalwartly revealing in the fading sunlight

The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, stalwartly revealing in the fading sunlight

Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1994
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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