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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
October 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 32".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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