Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
November 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Less than two fairies (by Genie)
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- The shiny storybook is terminally natural.
- Be sure to look for a slow Mickey when you visit the first room.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.