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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, handsomely grinning in the fading park light

The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, handsomely grinning in the fading park light

Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2003
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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