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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, nostalgically annoying in the evening park light
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
November 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with snowy children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to forget about this attraction more than a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
- For your benefit, you should be free from skin, bowel, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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