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Above: Potato Head's laser-tracking photo of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
February 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to rent precision specticles.
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