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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, November 28, 1968, 1:67 a.m.
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
June 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland cast members are invited to forget about this attraction up to an hour after the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Arthur was once spotted chugging this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first scene.
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