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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
August 21, 2008
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or viral or lung issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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