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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
May 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or fingernail or skin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Pocahontas originally intended for this attraction to have no live walnuts.
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