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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, December 18, 1959, 3:80 a.m.
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
August 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an official crystal.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 8 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $465 million to construct.
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