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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2001
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 920 meters
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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