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The Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse attraction, quickly paddling in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse
January 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Gondolahouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, experience something soothing.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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