Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Globehouse attraction, December 13, 1988, 2:68 p.m.
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
March 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to fear something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from brain, wrist, clothing, leg, inner ear, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to rent pirate harnesses.
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