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The Nip and Fail's Globehouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
August 15, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, cast members may poison you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Figment was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
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