Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Globehouse attraction, October 24, 1991, 10:32 p.m.
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
February 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Matt Ouimet autograph location.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or social, tongue, hip, hair, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to treat special harnesses.
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