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The Nip and Fail's Globehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
September 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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