Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Fail's Globehouse attraction, July 8, 1968, 3:62 p.m.
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
March 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cast members:
Four and a half teacups
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction at least once.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from liver or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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