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At right: The Nip and Fail's Globehouse dark ride, dangerously dying in the fading sunlight
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
February 19, 2005
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests might try to bypass this dark ride half a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen complete replacement from March 7 to October 27.
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