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Nip and Fail's Globehouse, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Nip and Fail's Globehouse
October 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Fail's Globehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- During any hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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