Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Bale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Nip and Bale's Treenut
September 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may point at you.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too startling for immature wimps.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or chest, kidney, blood, or elbow disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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