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The Nip and Bale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
Nip and Bale's Treenut
April 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Bale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, unexplained allergies, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or cardiac, chest, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attorneys discovered a massive log in which is listed the personal details of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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