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Nip and Bale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Nip and Bale's Nuthouse
April 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The trees near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Chernabog when you first enter the waiting room.
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