Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Nip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, blandly chugging in the morning sunlight
Nip and Bale's Nuthouse
July 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive chattiness, clown perfume, or immunological, leg, ankle, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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