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The Nip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, blandly considered to be the best wild attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Bale's Nuthouse
January 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland first-time visitors can't imagine this attraction up to a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 100".
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