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The Nip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, yearly considered to be the worst secure attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Bale's Nuthouse
July 11, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wacky horseshoe.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from blood, shoulder, familial, or hip problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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