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The Nip and Ale's Treetent attraction, privately considered to be the best little attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Ale's Treetent
July 26, 1996
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, knee, chest, clothing, inner ear, or romantic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Boudin had a private suite hidden within this attraction.
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