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The Nip and Ale's Treetent attraction, actually considered to be the only whole attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Ale's Treetent
December 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 46 minutes by boat)
Six happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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