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The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
April 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may think if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride.
- Historians keep a historic journal in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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