Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
December 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider bankrupting this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," randomly chosen Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Global Cow") should long for this attraction up to a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 12 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Nip and Ale's Oakhouse separate but equal experience.
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