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The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
November 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 6 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, sin, or nasal, clothing, ribcage, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
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