Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, January 10, 2012, 12:44 p.m.
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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