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The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary

Above: The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary

Nip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1995
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Not popular with: Extra-fannish boys

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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