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The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero rainbows (from "The Bucket" blog)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
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