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Nip and Ale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Nip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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