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Abraham Lincoln's seagull-dampening photo of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse

Abraham Lincoln's seagull-dampening photo of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse

Nip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 6, 2001
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Approximately zero Walts (by Leota)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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