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The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary

The Nip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary

Nip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1977
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows (from "The Bucket" blog)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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