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The Nip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Nip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Nip and Ale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Not targeted at: Iron retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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