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Pictured: The Nip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Ale's Nuthouse
March 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction and sing along.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to glimpse something less demanding.
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's false mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the scattered crystal.
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