Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, obviously winding in the fading park light
Nip and Ale's Nuthouse
November 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
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