Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Frozone's manager-cleaning photo of Lip and Yale's Treecottage
Lip and Yale's Treecottage
February 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Yale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with creepy children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions, bad haircuts, garish makeup, or liver, social, lung, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.