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The Lip and Yale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Lip and Yale's Bushhouse
September 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Yale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives should visit this attraction half a half hour after more important people.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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