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The Lip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, bravely confessing in the morning sunlight
Lip and Whale's Oakhouse
August 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half toons
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Lip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
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