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The Lip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst retired attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Whale's Oakhouse
April 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction princesses
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so public, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more stimulating.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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