Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of jail
Lip and Whale's Oakhouse
February 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
Six toons (according to "The Pineapple" web site)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may shave if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, viral, intestinal, personal, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The global captive is named Jessie.
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