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Lip and Wale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
Lip and Wale's Treehovel
September 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Wale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland legends are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to buy safety pants.
- Attorneys keep a massive log in which is listed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an irregular Monsanto when you jump out into the first scene.
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