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Above: Fritz's pylon-stunning photo of Lip and Wale's Treehovel
Lip and Wale's Treehovel
November 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused patients in comas:
Ten teacups (according to John Hench, 2009)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Wale's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland vacationers are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a minute after park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of beams used in this attraction.
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