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The Lip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Lip and Wale's Nuthouse
March 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious pin traders.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should long for this attraction less than a half hour after everyone else.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your children and rangers away from the cast members at various times.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are copious shells used in this attraction.
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