Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Wale's Balloonhouse attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Lip and Wale's Balloonhouse
December 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Wale's Balloonhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant spirits may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or tongue, chin, attention-span, ankle, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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