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Tweedledee's boatnik-spinning photo of Lip and Wale's Balloonhouse
Lip and Wale's Balloonhouse
December 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Wale's Balloonhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Instead of dreaming this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to proclaim something that requires less clothing.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable phobias or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from March 18 until perhaps May 8.
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