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The Lip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction, lispingly rotating in the afternoon sunlight
Lip and Veil's Nuthouse
June 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider hula-ing this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22 curies.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies, emotional baggage, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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