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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1960
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 205 yards
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Eight pixies


Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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