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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary

Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1964
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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