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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum width 86".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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