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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, September 20, 1968, 1:05 a.m.
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from May 17 until something like October 18.
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