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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, November 2, 1982, 3:58 a.m.
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Shortest guest must be at least 77" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from knee, intestinal, or clothing issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The number painted on the robots is a sly pun.
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