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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 14, 1993, 5:55 a.m.

The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 14, 1993, 5:55 a.m.

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1987
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Designed by: Children

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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