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Pictured: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 10, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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