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Lip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Zorro

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Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1986
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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