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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1983
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Zero clocks (by www.Elf.com, 1961)

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Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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