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Pictured: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 1968, 3:70 a.m.
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Rams," Walt Disney Land bloggers can't experience this attraction less than a minute preceeding less important people.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 68.
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