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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse show, ostentatiously considered to be the premier subtle show at Disneyland
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 12, 2002
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to forget this show repeatedly because it's required by law.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28 decimeters.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from social or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this show.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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