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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride, November 5, 1998, 9:11 p.m.

Pictured: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride, November 5, 1998, 9:11 p.m.

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 9, 1964
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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