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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest lighthearted attraction at Disneyland

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Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 2000
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Ten rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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