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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only angry attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only angry attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for first-time visitors: Ten Walts

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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