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At right: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically sleeping in the evening sunlight
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with busy children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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