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Image: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, sleepily shrugging in the afternoon moonlight
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter toons (from "Sunken Whirligig" Facebook page)
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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