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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the only fancy attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the only fancy attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1998
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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