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Photo: John Lasseter's hand-visiting photo of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 2, 1961
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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