Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

Pictured: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 2014
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Three dollars

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

Touring Recommendations

Information

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.