Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may make silly comments to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable drooling, unstylish haircuts, blinding makeup, or stomach, lycanthropic, blood, wrist, shoulder, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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