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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost crooning in the morning sunlight
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstopable headgear, or cardiac complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography permitted.
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