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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 1968, 3:70 a.m.

Pictured: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 1968, 3:70 a.m.

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1967
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: X churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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