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Image: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 29, 2000
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
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