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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure as seen from the top of Holland
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, '50s haircuts, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Adventure is closed for scheduled relocation from April 26 to July 6.
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