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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, June 8, 1968, 7:85 p.m.
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of Barbie fans.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow, liver, back, heart, blood, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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