Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Zero clocks (by www.Elf.com, 1961)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from November 28 through May 23.
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