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Pictured: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride, November 5, 1998, 9:11 p.m.
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to queue for this dark ride at least once.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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