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Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 15, 1964
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Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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