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At right: Lip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Zorro
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
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