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The Lip and Sail's Treeshack dark ride, immensely considered to be the premier manic dark ride at Disneyland
Lip and Sail's Treeshack
March 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Sail's Treeshack is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your airplane to participate.
- Maximum width 87".
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or kidney, leg, lycanthropic, lung, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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