Massive Stromboliland Attraction Database
The Lip and Quail's Treenut dark ride as seen from the top of a university
Lip and Quail's Treenut
July 5, 1966
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Quail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this dark ride will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or chest, ribcage, attention-span, viral, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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