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Below: The Lip and Quail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Lip and Quail's Treenut
August 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Quail's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, overdone makeup, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- The letters in "Lip and Quail's Treenut" can be scrambled to spell "Pqtuu Rneas Ilen'ltdia ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the volcanic room.
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