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The Lip and Quail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
Lip and Quail's Treenut
December 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will point at you.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to participate.
- Maximum height 57" (unless it's Black Friday).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, undiagnosed allergies, bad haircuts, or brain, finger, skin, lycanthropic, or neck complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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