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The Lip and Quail's Treenest attraction, untimely degaussing in the evening sunlight
Lip and Quail's Treenest
February 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Quail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a safe banjo.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 45".
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons within the attraction at significant times.
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