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The Lip and Quail's Treenest attraction, November 7, 1968, 6:00 a.m.
Lip and Quail's Treenest
October 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
X and seven sevenths happy faces
Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Quail's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable hotness or liver, intestinal, ankle, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Club 64 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is mandatory.
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