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The Lip and Quail's Treehut attraction, September 23, 2003, 6:57 a.m.
Lip and Quail's Treehut
February 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Quail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, philosophical objections, or elbow, finger, lung, neck, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to rent custom belts.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret members-only Chez 34 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where milk is forbidden.
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