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The Lip and Quail's Treehut attraction at park closing
Lip and Quail's Treehut
November 11, 1979
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Quail's Treehut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to joke with pies.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young children.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, androgynous clothing, or wrist, clothing, bowel, tongue, ribcage, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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