Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Quail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Lip and Quail's Treecottage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1997
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating for bored guests: Plus or minus three Disneys
Description
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to unlock princess props.
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