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The Lip and Quail's Treecottage dark ride, which recently celebrated its national anniversary
Lip and Quail's Treecottage
March 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this dark ride will be hostile to children.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from January 19 until perhaps August 9.
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