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Above: Aida's herald-seething photo of Lip and Quail's Treecottage
Lip and Quail's Treecottage
June 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Quail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the cast members at various times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from September 11 to January 6.
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