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Above: The Lip and Quail's Planthouse attraction, privately reposing in the afternoon candlelight
Lip and Quail's Planthouse
July 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Quail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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