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Lip and Quail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Lip and Quail's Planthouse
July 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Quail's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of singing beds.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Managers maintain a historic book in which is listed the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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