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Lip and Quail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Lip and Quail's Planthouse
September 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Quail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, weird phobias, or neck, viral, wrist, back, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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