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Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Description
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or fingernail, intestinal, finger, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No food or singing along permitted.
Trivia
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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