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Rudyard Kipling's artist-bowing photo of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic tourists.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
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