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The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst senior attraction at Disney Land

The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst senior attraction at Disney Land

Lip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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