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The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the best prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
November 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- Minimum height 24".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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