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The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 17, 1977
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Davy Jones' frozen firefly is kept beneath this attraction.
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