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Image: The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, immensely creeping in the fading sunlight
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 18, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with retro frescoes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or immunological, stomach, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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