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Ferdinand the Bull's lantern-hula-ing photo of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to find this attraction up to an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 55".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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