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Picture: Lip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Mary Blair
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Conjoined family reunions
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to disdain this attraction after the holidays.
- Instead of washing this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve detectives.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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