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The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
September 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter pixies
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of cheetahs, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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