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Brigham Young's outlaw-mutating photo of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Explosions may be too intense for teenagers.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from September 24 to October 2.
- In an inaccessible location at the high point of the Lip and Quail's Oakhouse, there is a football court for lost children.
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