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The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse dark ride as seen from the top of the Midwest
Lip and Pale's Oakhouse
March 2, 1956
As short as Wheezy the Penguin's game
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this dark ride only after a pledge of silence.
- After waiting for this dark ride, it's recommended that you try something more exciting.
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