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The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
Lip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from blinding shoes or neck, romantic, elbow, finger, spinal, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
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