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A preternatural view of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Lip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of lost goths.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or spinal, brain, fingernail, chin, attention-span, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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