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The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary

The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary

Lip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 2003
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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