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The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with surreal pears should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from novelty haircuts or viral, spinal, inner ear, intestinal, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to keep your children and strollers (in that order) within the entangling vines at most times.
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