Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Lip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and strollers within the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- This attraction's stage actually is hidden by the adjacent attraction.
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