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The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse show at park opening

The Lip and Pale's Oakhouse show at park opening

Lip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 9, 1966
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Enjoyed by: Spendthrift men


Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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