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Lip and Nail's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Lip and Nail's Treehovel
June 23, 2006
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Lip and Nail's Treehovel is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of obnoxious lepers.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs away from the entangling vines at most times.
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