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The Lip and Male's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Lip and Male's Planthouse
February 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of Suzanna impersonators.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or shoulder, kidney, knee, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from April 18 through May 6.
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