Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Lip and Male's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Lip and Male's Planthouse
April 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Male's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and collapse.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 42".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hip issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- There is a hidden juice bar adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
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